Clothes make the man, just as monocles make the millionaire and swimming pools full of monocles make the billionaire. Dive into a crisp set of clean clothes with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of dry cleaning at Martinizing Dry Cleaning, valid for its locations in Austin and Bee Cave.

Martinizing Dry Cleaning revamps weary threads with help from eco-friendly, silicone-based GreenEarth solvents that are free of petrochemicals. Customers can tote in odious slacks ($5.69), shirts ($5.69), two-piece suits ($10.99), and skirts ($5.69) wallowing on wardrobe floors, lingering in the laundry room, or sadly waving from car-radio antennas, and leave knowing they'll be cleansed on-site under the care of skilled garment gurus. Golf shirts ($4.99) come out swinging, dresses ($10.99) become dressy again, and men's dress shirts ($2.09) regain crisp collars and lost or broken standard buttons, which the clothing wizards replace free of charge. With computerized inventory tracking and express services, Martinizing keeps certain tabs on all items and readies rush orders for those who demand immediate return of their gorilla costumes. In addition to today's deal, all Groupon customers are eligible for a 20% discount to be applied to a second visit to either Martinizing location.

Though Martinizing Dry Cleaning sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.