What You'll Get
Before dry cleaning, clothing was washed by dressing up a phalanx of backyard laundry scarecrows just before thunderstorms. Today's deal lets you do away with sopping strawmen and clean your clothes the new-fashioned way—with science: for $10, you get $20 worth of any dry-cleaning services at Martinizing Dry Cleaning. Drop off your sullied sarafans for sudsing at the owner-operated business's Lane Avenue location only.
The friendly clothing cleansers at Martinizing Dry Cleaning have been scrubbing the enrobements of central Ohioans in an eco-friendly manner since upgrading to new GreenEarth technology. The noble employees will confront any stain with strong words and all the dirt-scattering ammo in their arsenal, ensuring that your garments return to you soft, clean, and smelling like pastoral Latvian pancake houses. Sweat-soaked blouses ($6.08), mud-caked slacks ($6.08), butter-drenched bedspreads (starting at $30.00), and your beloved sea-water-doused prom two-piece suit ($12.16) will be cleaned, freshly dried, and folded into neat origami ostriches. For tips on clothing care from Martinizing Dry Cleaning, click here.
Adorning yourself with dingy garments might assist you in your quest to infiltrate a colony of adorable rabbits, but it's a surefire way to guarantee banishment from decent, human-occupied dwellings. Prevent social outcastism at the onset of dirty pants, and rejoice in the soft feel and fresh scent of newly washed garments.
This Groupon is good toward base prices and not valid for VIP prices.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 9, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit to 3 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only at Lane Ave location. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.