Before dry cleaning, clothing was washed by dressing up a phalanx of backyard laundry scarecrows just before thunderstorms. Today's Groupon lets you do away with sopping strawmen and cleans your clothes the new-fashioned way—with science. For $10, you get $20 worth of dry-cleaning services at Martinizing Dry Cleaning in Carmel.
The friendly clothing cleansers at Martinizing Dry Cleaning have been scrubbing enrobements in an eco-friendly manner since upgrading to new silicon-based GreenEarth technology. Get blouses ($4.99), slacks ($5.99), and golf shirts ($3.99) cleaned, freshly dried, and folded, with services also available for dresses ($11.99), as well as sports coats and blazers ($6.49). The noble employees confront any stain with strong words and all the dirt-scattering ammo in their arsenal, ensuring garments return to customers soft, clean, and smelling like pastoral Latvian pancake houses.