Early attempts at dry cleaning made use of natural phenomenon such as wind and lightning, but they were prone to attracting sweaty Benjamin Franklins who immediately resoiled the garments. Keep your cravats clean with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of dry-cleaning and alteration services at Martinizing Dry Cleaning. Choose from the following locations: Jackson, Lansing, or Okemos.

The friendly clothing cleansers at Martinizing Dry Cleaning scrub enrobements and dispense their extensive knowledge to all customers. Get two pairs of pants ($12.50) and a sport coat ($6.95) cleaned, freshly dried, and folded, with services also available for household items ($10+). The noble employees will confront any stain with strong words and all the dirt-scattering ammo in their arsenal, ensuring garments return to customers soft, clean, and smelling like pastoral Latvian pancake houses. Items dropped off by 10 a.m. Monday–Friday—and also on Saturday at the Lansing and Jackson locations—are eligible for same-day cleaning.