Clothes can say a lot about a person: a little black dress bespeaks elegance, while shorts and a T-shirt imply that the defendant is not taking this murder charge very seriously. Keep your reputation spotless with today's Groupon: for $9, you get $20 worth of dry-cleaning services from Martinizing Dry Cleaners, redeemable at all four locations.
Bolstered by 50 years of dry-cleaning excellence, the professional staff at Martinizing Dry Cleaners uses modern, eco-friendly processes to tease grime out of garments. Treat a three-piece suit ($11.75), skirt ($5.52+), or chain-mail bathing suit to one of the dry deterger's many services, all performed on-premise to discourage sweaters ($5.19+) and ties ($3.48) from joining fugitive socks. Martinizing offers complimentary pickup and delivery at home or the office within a limited area. Call ahead for delivery availability.
Though Martinizing Dry Cleaners sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.