Like garden weeds, nails continue to grow no matter how frequently you nibble on them. Tend your digital plots with today's Groupon: for $22, you get a mani-pedi at Martoni’s Salon in Trenton (a $45 value).
Martoni’s Salon cultivates hand and foot beauty and health with a 75-minute mani-pedi. Between the gold- and merlot-hued salon walls, a professional cuticle guru evaluates fingers, toes, and surveillance footage of nail biting to determine the client’s treatment needs. In a flurry of whittling fervor, the technician’s skilled fingers painstakingly trim and shape talons to their ideal symmetry. With all 20 nails proudly shining in salon light, the client’s choice of color polish bolsters style street cred without imparting the coercive vibe associated with bedazzled brass knuckles.