Unlike peanut butter, applying makeup to your face won't attract wildlife and can actually help lure in a potential love interest. Avoid tongue-lashings from woodland creatures with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of Mary Kay cosmetics plus a facial, makeover, and gift bag from independent consultant Carolyn Long.
Consultant Carolyn Long outfits the beauty-seeking masses with high-quality makeup and skincare products from Mary Kay, founded by Mary Kay Ash in 1963. Transform frontispieces with one of Mary Kay's bestsellers, such as the customizable and magnetically refillable Mary Kay compact ($18), or send a stern message to freeloading free radicals with the TimeWise age-fighting moisturizer ($22). Mary Kay also offers a variety of cleansers, masks, and toners to unsully skins of all dispositions. For customers sporting Y-chromosomes, a line of men's products combats the effects of aging more effectively than the traditional method of bathing in outdoor man tubs.
Aside from gaining a new arsenal of glamorous goodies, customers who nab today's Groupon can email Carolyn to schedule a complimentary facial and makeover. Opening her house to clients or arranging to meet them at their own home or office, Carolyn uses a dermatological-grade microdermabrasion treatment that will imbue skin with a youthful glow normally only obtained after devouring an entire Lite-Brite. Newly freshened faces will also reap the rewards of Carolyn's aesthetic expertise with a makeover that includes before and after photos, and allows them to take some of Mary Kay's time-treasured tints for a test drive.