What You'll Get
Rather than chiseling stone inch by inch, today's sculptors simply wind a body wrap around a block of marble and wait until it shrinks into a perfectly muscled duck. Use the artistic tradition to lose inches with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get a mineral weight-loss wrap at Mary Lynn’s Massage & Day Spa in Gilbert (a $200 value).
Mary Lynn's warm mineral cocoons may shave off as many as 20–40 inches of blubber in a single 90-minute session and dismiss additional inches over the next 48 hours. Unlike thermal swathes, mineral cocoons aim to slim silhouettes by breaking down body fat, rather than temporarily replacing water weight with waffle-weave fabric. Mary Lynn provides disposable thongs for pending mummies, although clients may bring their own undergarments or ceremonial headdresses if they prefer.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 11, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Mary Lynn’s Massage and Day Spa
After healing patients as a nurse for 25 years, Mary Lynn of Mary Lynn’s Massage and Day Spa traded in bandages for body wraps and became a licensed massage therapist and aesthetician. Today, Mary Lynn helms her own eponymous day spa, where she coddles clients with 15 types of massage techniques—from deep tissue to reflexology—and a range of skin treatments, including rejuvenating chemical peels, facials, wrinkle reduction, face lifts, and weight loss therapy. Her cozy and elegant day spa welcomes clients with an inviting waiting room, complete with ten private and couple treatment rooms. The building is three stories with elevator access. Pool and Jacuzzi are also available after services.