What You'll Get
According to an old saying, your home is your castle, your television is your court jester, and your dog is your moat. Repel invading dust-bunny hordes with today's Groupon: for $67, you get three hours of standard residential cleaning services from MBPCC LLC (a $135 value). This Groupon applies to homes within a 35-mile radius of the 21234 zip code.
MBPCC LLC dispatches insured and bonded scum busters to rescue abodes from filth and grime. After arriving in marked vehicles and uniforms, these trained staffers commence the standard cleaning process, hunting for household besmirchments such as cobwebs, ceiling-fan dust, and light-switch smudges with tidying tools and an understanding of dust-mite mating calls. After sanitizing kitchens and bathrooms, they saunter into bedrooms and living areas to perform myriad purifying procedures, including mopping floors, buffing surfaces, and clearing up cloudy mirrors for better views of devious doppelgangers.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 26, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/household, may buy 1 more as gift. Limit 1 per visit. Reservation required. New clients only. Valid only within 35 mile radius of 21234 zip code. Added fee for service outside 25 miles. Not valid for moving scenarios. Not valid for excessive clutter. Must use in 1 visit, no cash back. Gratuity not included. Not valid w/other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.