What You'll Get
While it doesn't provide the discomfort and high ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon: for $29, you get a 60-minute massage at one of Massage Advantage's eight Minnesota locations (a $70 value). With a slew of soothing massage styles, Massage Advantage frees muscle bundles from tension and subdermal sea urchins with techniques such as deep tissue, Swedish, neuromuscular, pregnancy, sports, and geriatric. After a brief consultation with a massage therapist, battered bodies receive a custom-fitted, full hour-long massage, which can boost immunity, increase joint flexibility and range of motion, reduce stress, and improve reaction time during live-action Whac-A-Mole tournaments. Call to book your appointment.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 28, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only at location purchased. By appointment only. Not valid at Champlin location. Tax and gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Massage Advantage
The licensed massage therapists at Massage Advantage dote on visitors with a slew of custom massage techniques, including Swedish, prenatal, and deep tissue. Armed with warm blankets and a credo to respect patients' privacy, therapists begin each 30- or 60-minute session with a discussion on clients' specific aches and ailments. Therapists can also haul their equipment to office buildings for workplace chair massages that help reinvigorate fatigued employees or stressed-out water coolers during 5–15 minute stints. Each succession of kneads is designed to alleviate stress, muscles soreness, and various medical conditions, such as high blood pressure.