While it doesn't provide the discomfort and high ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon: for $29, you get a 60-minute massage at one of Massage Advantage's eight Minnesota locations (a $70 value). With a slew of soothing massage styles, Massage Advantage frees muscle bundles from tension and subdermal sea urchins with techniques such as deep tissue, Swedish, neuromuscular, pregnancy, sports, and geriatric. After a brief consultation with a massage therapist, battered bodies receive a custom-fitted, full hour-long massage, which can boost immunity, increase joint flexibility and range of motion, reduce stress, and improve reaction time during live-action Whac-A-Mole tournaments. Call to book your appointment.
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The licensed massage therapists at Massage Advantage dote on visitors with a slew of custom massage techniques, including Swedish, prenatal, and deep tissue. Armed with warm blankets and a credo to respect patients' privacy, therapists begin each 30- or 60-minute session with a discussion on clients' specific aches and ailments. Therapists can also haul their equipment to office buildings for workplace chair massages that help reinvigorate fatigued employees or stressed-out water coolers during 5–15 minute stints. Each succession of kneads is designed to alleviate stress, muscles soreness, and various medical conditions, such as high blood pressure.