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What You'll Get
Tense muscles can cause sleepless nights but remain overlooked as culprits in favor of hunting down faultless mattress peas. Give tension up to the authorities with today’s Groupon: for $34, you get a pain- and stress-management massage package at Massage Advantage, valid at any location in Minnesota (a $99 value). The package includes:
- Pain, stress, and muscle-review consultation
- 60-minute custom massage based on the results of the consultation.
The skilled therapists at Massage Advantage ease pain and erase tension from muscles with massage and customized consultations. The appointment begins with a detailed pain-management review, during which specialists discuss patients’ individual concerns and the best way to finally give up sleeping on a bed of nails. After determining which misbehaving muscles should be scolded first, the 60-minute massage begins as patrons relax beneath a warm blanket. After establishing desired treatment areas and points of pain caused by carrying backpacks filled with Mountain Dew cans, the muscle-maneuverers go to work on torsos, relieving tension and stress.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 26, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only at listed locations. Services are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Massage Advantage
The licensed massage therapists at Massage Advantage dote on visitors with a slew of custom massage techniques, including Swedish, prenatal, and deep tissue. Armed with warm blankets and a credo to respect patients' privacy, therapists begin each 30- or 60-minute session with a discussion on clients' specific aches and ailments. Therapists can also haul their equipment to office buildings for workplace chair massages that help reinvigorate fatigued employees or stressed-out water coolers during 5–15 minute stints. Each succession of kneads is designed to alleviate stress, muscles soreness, and various medical conditions, such as high blood pressure.