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$39 for a Massage Package ($99 Total Value)
- 20-minute muscle, stress, and pain consultation (a $29 value), designed to locate areas of tension by analyzing medical history
- 60-minute custom massage (a $70 value), drawing upon Swedish strokes, deep-tissue kneading, and trigger-point therapy <p>
Muscles are in every person's body, and those muscles need occasional maintenance. That's where the fully licensed massage therapists at Massage Advantage come in. Pretreatment consultations tailor bodywork to the needs of each client and help to target particular areas of discomfort with techniques drawn from deep-tissue, Swedish, and trigger-point modalities. Patrons slip beneath warm sheets, clad according to their own comfort level or wearing clothes borrowed from an embarrassed-looking emperor.