What You'll Get
Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with today's Groupon to Massage at Blue Orchid. Choose between the following options:
- For $30, you get a 60-minute hot-stone or Swedish massage (up to an $80 value).
- For $45, you get a 90-minute hot-stone or Swedish massage (up to a $100 value).
Massage at Blue Orchid's licensed therapist John Byrd tenderizes tense muscles using hands and hot stones during 60- to 90-minute massages. During a Swedish massage, John showers patients in a range of individualized techniques, as hands ebb and flow over backs like relay-running kangaroos. Patients may request precision kneading or a full-body massage depending on their specific needs. Hot-stone massages begin with a base of Swedish techniques, before John places heated rocks on tightly wound body targets to melt muscles and thaw stubborn knots. Calming music plays during each massage, freeing minds to drift into relaxation and envision rugby players tackling pillows instead of each other.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 3, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.