What You'll Get
Though it doesn’t provide the discomfort and high ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon to Massage by Kenneth. Choose from the following options:
- For $35, you get one 60-minute Swedish massage (a $75 value).
- For $65, you get two 60-minute Swedish massages (a $150 value).
- For $120, you get four 60-minute Swedish massages (a $300 value).</p>
Licensed massage therapist Kenneth Robinson wields 10 years of experience to knead away clients’ stress in a relaxing treatment room lit by flickering candles. During Swedish massages, Kenneth uses soft, slow strokes to improve oxygen flow without causing the client discomfort or disturbing the spleen’s afternoon nap. Other benefits of the treatment can include reduced general muscle pain and the expulsion of toxins from the body. Though not included with this Groupon, Nutritional Wellness offers nutritional products and additional services, including an infrared sauna.
_Although Massage by Kenneth offers discounts for first time clients, this Groupon still represents the best offer available._
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 2, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. Valid only for option purchased. New clients only. Massages are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.