What You'll Get
Like a forgotten pen pal, a neglected back will become sore, tense up, and mail you an inflatable palm tree decorated with your torn up postcards. Give your skeleton husk the attention it deserves with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a one-hour Swedish or deep-tissue massage (a $60 value) at Massage Clinic on Antelope Creek Road.
During a one-hour deep-tissue massage, one of Massage Clinic's friendly, professional therapists will give your body a break with an hour of deliberate strokes and direct muscle-grain pressure. The customized knead employs a combination of knot-pummeling techniques to rid sore skeleton-casings of aches and pains. Treatment may include tactics from neuromuscular therapy, in which long strokes traverse the lengths of single muscles, or medical massage, a results-oriented practice that specifically targets conditions diagnosed by Doogie Howsers of all ages. If you opt for the Swedish massage, a tension-taming wizard will melt your muscles like beeswax, erase tension, improve blood flow, and awaken the lymphatic system with smooth, gliding strokes and a wave of a magic wand. Schedule your appointment with Massage Clinic's convenient online booking system, or harness the power of your vocal chords to nab a slot of your choice over the phone.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 9, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy an additional as a gift. By appointment only. Not valid toward couples' massage. New clients only. Tax and gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.