Redeemed May 6, 2012
What You'll Get
Human flesh must be massaged regularly to prevent it from abandoning bones to envelop dinosaur fossils and live out fantasies of being a velociraptor. Readjust adventuresome epidermises with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a one-hour custom massage at Massage Energy, LLC in Wethersfield (an $80 value).
Massage Energy’s licensed and nationally certified massage therapists perform a medley of massages to relieve muscle soreness and evict stress from body buildings. Massage therapists begin first-time sessions by speaking with clients about their health histories and concerns in order to tailor treatments to individual needs. Clients can choose a massage modality from an array of soma-stimulating flavors, including deep-tissue, relaxation, and pregnancy massage.
The 60-minute hot-stone massage couples water-heated smooth stones with Swedish-massage techniques to trigger deep relaxation and expel toxins. The myofascial-release massage incorporates specialized stretching techniques to apply sustained pressure to connective tissue, thereby relieving pain and improving movement. Boasting a bevy of beneficial effects, massages not only relieve tension and enhance immune system functions but also can lend clients the mental clarity for successful double-life living.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 10, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Cancellation policy applies. Valid toward couples massage. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.