$47 for 90-minute massage at Massage Envy ($95 value)

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In a Nutshell

  • Licensed massage therapists
  • Several massage options
  • Convenient hours

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Oct 31, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Valid only for location purchased. By appointment only; subject to availability. Must be 18 or older or accompanied by guardian. Not valid for hot stone massage. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Not only are massages useful for soothing sore muscles, they also render accidentally swallowed guava seeds inert so that the seeds won't grow in your belly garden. Today's Groupon brings peace of mind through peace of body, despite careless fruit ingestion. For $47, you get a 90-minute customized massage at Massage Envy (a $95 value for non-members, $57 for members). Purchase a Groupon for the Columbia location. Massage Envy offers the regenerative properties of various varieties of massage that make a soul vessel feel springtime fresh. Of your 90-minute massage session, 10 minutes are set aside for dressing time and a consultation with your therapist to ensure your massage is customized for you.

Like a professor knowledgeable on tulip mania, alien black oil, and a myriad of seemingly esoteric subjects, Massage Envy's licensed body therapists ably converse with the gamut of muscle ailments. They'll unravel tense coils of accumulated inner-stress through a perfectly catered treatment for individual clients' needs that may include various styles and techniques. Swedish massages offer gentle rubbing for muscular soothing and improved circulation, while deep tissue focuses specifically on untying the body's Gordian knots and releasing chronic tension. A prenatal massage is ideal for expecting mothers who could use a little relief from carrying another person inside them, and a sports massage provides tension relief and injury prevention for an athlete's body.

Massage is as necessary to a happy organ-carrier as tea is to an empty mug, and it can offer a number of healthy benefits. Reward muscles and ligaments for their 24-hour service with the sort of care and attention that quells the physical protests and picketing that would inconvenience any busy body-owner. For first-time visitors to Massage Envy, feel free to consult this site to answer any questions about the process beforehand.

This Groupon is not valid for hot-stone massage or any Signature Services.

Reviews

Although there are not many reviews for the Columbia location, other Missouri Massage Envy outlets receive positive feedback. Five Insider Pagers give the Maplewood Commons location an average of three stars, and they give the Telegraph location an average of four stars.

  • …their front desk staff was extremely welcoming and went out of their way to make me feel comfortable. – Mike K., Insider Pages
  • I absolutely LOVED the massage that I just got at massage envy. It had to be the best massage of my life! – Christina A., Insider Pages
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    Third Ward

    2703 E Broadway

    Suite 131

    Columbia, Missouri 65201

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