What You'll Get
Not only are massages useful for soothing sore muscles, they also render accidentally swallowed guava seeds inert so that the seeds won't grow in your belly garden. Today's Groupon brings peace of mind through peace of body, despite careless fruit ingestion. For $49, you get a 90-minute customized massage session at Massage Envy Spa (a $114 value for non-members, $57 for members). Purchase a location-specific Groupon for one of the following locations: Kenner, Mandeville, Old Metairie, or Uptown.
Each location offers the regenerative properties of various varieties of massage that make a soul vessel feel springtime fresh. Of your 90-minute massage session, 5 minutes are set aside before and after for dressing time and a consultation with your therapist to ensure your massage is customized for you.
Like a professor knowledgeable on tulip mania, alien black oil, and a myriad of seemingly esoteric subjects, Massage Envy Spa's licensed body therapists ably converse with the gamut of muscle ailments. They'll unravel tense coils of accumulated inner-stress through a perfectly catered treatment for individual clients' needs that may include various styles and techniques. Swedish massages offer gentle rubbing for muscular soothing and improved circulation, while deep tissue focuses specifically on untying the body's knots and releasing chronic tension. A prenatal massage is ideal for expecting mothers who could use a little relief from carrying another person inside them, and a sports massage provides tension relief and injury prevention for an athlete's body.
Massage is as necessary to a happy organ-carrier as tea is to an empty mug, and it can offer a number of healthy benefits. Reward muscles and ligaments for their 24-hour service with the sort of care and attention that quells the physical protests and picketing that would inconvenience any busy body-owner. For first-time visitors to Massage Envy Spa, feel free to consult this site to answer any questions about the process beforehand.
While reviews are still growing for Massage Envy Spa’s New Orleans location, Citysearchers give the Costa Mesa location a four star average. Seven Phoenix Citysearchers give it an average of four stars, while Yelpers also give the Woodlinville location a four star average:
- My therapist was very experienced. If you are looking for a great massage where you can afford to make it part of your routine, this is it!! – distancerunner, Costa Mesta location
- I have always received excellent service here. They have a wide range of therapists all with different skill sets… The staff is always friendly…they have taken the time to learn my name and preferences and always make me feel like a valued customer. – Mark O., Woodlinville location
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 1, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for location purchased. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Not valid for additional services. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.