What You'll Get
Not only are massages useful for soothing sore muscles, they also render accidentally swallowed guava seeds inert so that the seeds won't grow in your belly garden. Today's Groupon brings peace of mind through peace of body, despite careless fruit ingestion. For $47, you get a 90-minute customized massage at Massage Envy (a $95 value for non-members, $57 for members). Purchase a location-specific Groupon for any St. Louis location; there are 15 total participating locations.
Each location offers the regenerative properties of various varieties of massage that make a soul vessel feel springtime fresh. Of your 90-minute massage session, 10 minutes are set aside for dressing time and a consultation with your therapist to ensure your massage is customized for you.
Like a professor knowledgeable on tulip mania, alien black oil, and a myriad of seemingly esoteric subjects, Massage Envy's licensed body therapists ably converse with the gamut of muscle ailments. They'll unravel tense coils of accumulated inner-stress through a perfectly catered treatment for individual clients' needs that may include various styles and techniques. Swedish massages offer gentle rubbing for muscular soothing and improved circulation, while deep tissue focuses specifically on untying the body's Gordian knots and releasing chronic tension. A prenatal massage is ideal for expecting mothers who could use a little relief from carrying another person inside them, and a sports massage provides tension relief and injury prevention for an athlete's body.
Massage is as necessary to a happy organ-carrier as tea is to an empty mug, and it can offer a number of healthy benefits. Reward muscles and ligaments for their 24-hour service with the sort of care and attention that quells the physical protests and picketing that would inconvenience any busy body-owner. For first-time visitors to Massage Envy, feel free to consult this site to answer any questions about the process beforehand.
Massage Envy gives first-time clients a 90-minute massage for $57, but today's Groupon is still a better deal.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 31, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Valid only for location purchased. By appt only. 24-hour cnc'lln notice. Not valid for hot stone massage. Must be 18 or older or accompanied by guardian. Gratuity not included. Not valid w/other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.