What You'll Get
Without massages, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with this Groupon.
$19 for a 30-Minute Massage ($38 Value)
Customers pick from a variety of massage modalities including Swedish, reflexology, sports, and pregnancy.
[Derrick Ray Amoriko, 010176]
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires 360 days after purchase. Amount paid never expires. Limit 5 per person. May buy 5 additional as gifts. Limit 2 per visit. Must use in 1 visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.