What You'll Get
While it doesn't provide the discomfort and high ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon: for $54, you get a one-hour massage with hot stones (a $119.99 value) at Massage Heights in Ballard. This Groupon also gets you $10 off monthly membership for one full year. Though the Massage Heights website offers a 60-minute massage for $39.99 to new clients, the retail rate is $79.99 and combined with the hot stones ($40 value), this Groupon is the better deal.
Because massages work the most benefits on a battered body when they are administered regularly, Massage Heights' licensed therapists makes it easy for stressed Seattleites to keep their back-dough kneaded with membership programs. Your path to the peak of muscle relaxation starts with a one-hour massage tailored to your tensions out of a tapestry of techniques. Long, smooth Swedish strokes might give way to the delving finger pressure of deep tissue or a toxin-flushing flourish of sports massage. Your therapist might even toss in a little pregnancy massage if you've accidentally inhaled a cantaloupe. An artful arrangement of hot stones melts muscle butter further, relieving stress, improving circulation, and ridding the body of toxins such as hatred and Diet Mountain Dew.
If you find yourself charmed by Massage Heights' masterful therapists and its eco-friendly facilities, a monthly membership will keep you blissful and bendy with discounted massages, add-on family members, and optional elevations such as hot-stone therapy, peppermint foot scrubs, and aromatherapy. Call ahead to schedule your appointment, or have your silver-surfing herald foretell your coming.
- This is a good place for a little pampering sometimes while not having to spend a fortune. I have been a member for a few months now and have enjoyed a good half dozen massages. Almost all the masseusesI [sic] have tried have been very good, professional and have respected my preferences. – Natalia Julia P., Yelp
- My therapist was very professional and did a great deep tissue massage. I have gotten lots of massage and my therapist was clearly very experienced. They have a membership program that allows you to get discounted massages, which was very appealing. – ballardamy, Citysearch
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 11, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only, subject to availability. 24-hour cancellation notice. Valid for any type of massage. 50 minutes of actual massage time. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.