What You'll Get
Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most 5-year-olds. Brush up on the basics of back bliss with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a one-hour Swedish massage at Wellness Village Massage on Abbeville Avenue (a $60 value).
Jo Ann Hunt, a licensed massage therapist and retired registered nurse, applies her vast knowledge of massage techniques to grapple with the body's deeply embedded knots and free it of tension and discomfort. During a 60-minute Swedish massage, a barrage of calculated taps, strokes, and shaking motions stimulates the epidermis and overwhelms aches until they flee to The Discus Thrower's quadriceps. Hunt's mitten stuffers work to affect nerves, muscles, and glands while shimmying the underlying layers of skin to relieve tautness and improve circulation.
Wellness Village Massage is open Monday 8 a.m.–1 p.m, Tuesday 2 p.m.–8 p.m., Wednesday 8 a.m.–1 p.m., Thursday 1:30 p.m.–6 p.m., Friday 8 a.m.–1 p.m., and Saturday afternoon by appointment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Valid only for massage by JoAnn Hunt. Upgrade available for an additional fee. Must use in 1 visit. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.