While it doesn't provide the discomfort and high ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get a 15-minute HydroLuxe massage (a $15 value) and your choice of a one-hour Swedish, deep-tissue, or prenatal massage (a $74 value) from MassageLuXe, an $89 total value. Choose from the six locations listed in the sidebar.
MassageLuXe provides a soothing spa environment dedicated solely to the art of the massage. Swedish, deep-tissue, and prenatal styles are all effective techniques for soothing sensitive soul sacks. The Swedish massage, the most popular type of massage, melts your muscles like beeswax, erases tension, improves blood flow, and awakens the lymphatic system. Opt for the deep-tissue massage and give your body a break and surrender to an hour of deliberate strokes and direct muscle grain pressure. The prenatal massage is ideal for kneading away the back pain that stems from carrying around a person on your person. All three options include a 15-minute session on the HydroLuxe dry water massage bed, where warm hydro jets push against the underside of a rubber bed, creating a calming massage experience without the annoyance of having to take off your gigantic T. Rex mascot costume.
The licensed therapists at MassageLuXe are committed to creating a luxuriously relaxing environment that calms clients upon arrival. Soft hues of turquoise, orange, and beige create a cool ambience across the interior, while comfortable couches are available for stressed-out bodies to tremble against while they wait for muscle meltdown. Whether suffering from workaday worries or having recently emerged from a wrestling match with Paul Bunyan, professional massage services are there to provide ample relief.
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