What You'll Get
While it doesn't provide the discomfort and high ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get an 60-minute massage from Massage Membership Clubs in Fort Walton Beach (a $70 value).
Massage Membership Clubs eases tension and relieves pain with[customized therapy services corresponding to the unique needs of each patient. The licensed therapists mold muscles and fold fibers to release everyday stresses, built-up tension, and mischievous trickster spirits from aching body parts. Each patient receives a brief consultation to scrutinize soreness before treating muscular maladies with a tailor-made massage to ease individual ailments.
After a one-hour therapeutic session, you'll leave the premises with your muscular fibers singing as harmoniously as a barbershop quartet, instead of screeching like the lead singer in a Norwegian death-metal barbershop quartet. Although not included with this Groupon, aching muscles that jones for regular relief can purchase a 3-, 6-, or 12-month massage membership package (starting at $74).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 2, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation or fee up to Groupon price may apply. Valid for listed service only. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.