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What You'll Get
Like a potato, if the human body is not properly mashed and moisturized, it will never be used for anything more than a science-project battery. Make sure your body is properly fluffed and buttered with today's Groupon: for $35, you get two 30-minute massages at Massage Midwest in Overland Park (a $70 value). Massages must be redeemed in two separate visits.
Massage Midwest's massage maestros take clients' goals and pressure sensitivities into account when cooking up custom treatments from a menu of 13 massages. Massages can help purge toxins, improve range of motion, and relax the body and mind. Guests can slip into blissful states during aromatherapy, reflexology, or relaxation massages. Sports massages help athletes recover while sloughing off stress brought on by sub-par batting averages and sliding headfirst into the dugout.
As thoughtful as a macaroni collage and marginally more comfortable, massages make a great Mother's Day gift. Give Mom the gift of a much-needed kneading with today's Groupon.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 5, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Not valid for hot stone massage. By appointment only. Must be 18 or older or be accompanied by guardian. Extra fee for upgrades. No cash back. Tax and gratuity not included. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Massage Midwest
Massage Midwest's licensed massage therapist and rehabilitation specialist mends muscles with relaxation- and medical-style massages. During a chair massage, the client sits facing the cushions of a specially made massage chair as the professional kneader assuages the exposed back, shoulders, neck, and arms. Clients can opt to receive the relaxing treatment atop a massage table or in a kitchen sink instead of a chair, and massage upgrades are available for an additional cost.
With return clients making up approximately 90% of the studio's business, the bodywork experts make sure that each treatment addresses the particular therapeutic needs of the individual. Patrons can part the pea soup with a moment of clarity that will live beyond their visit to Massage Midwest. They may use their newfound clearheadedness and rubberized being to achieve higher productivity, contagiously relax those around them, or finally beat Galaga.