What You'll Get
Other than being used as pointers for NASA’s moon-projected PowerPoint presentations, lasers (like toothbrushes) seem to have no discernible function. Today's Groupon discovers a new use for these light-based “future-bullets” at Massage Rx Med Day Spa in Norwell. Choose from the following three options:
- For $1,500, you get six body-slimming Zerona laser treatments (a $3,000 value)
- For $50, you get a 30-minute lymphatic drainage massage (a $100 value)
- For $50, you get a 60- or 90-minute Institut Esthederm anti-aging facial (up to a $120 value)
A serene sanctuary amid a world of choppy editing and soccer riots, Massage Rx Med Day Spa promotes health, beauty, and relaxation using advanced technology and products. The Zerona technique employs a cool-laser to exterminate fat within its own cellular structure, liquefying and releasing the unwanted material into the blood stream, where it is dutifully swept away by the body’s night janitor: the lymphatic system. During six 40-minute sessions ($500 each) over a two-week period, inches will melt off your waistline like sticky purple off a popsicle, providing a safe, noninvasive, and painless alternative to liposuction. Clients can expect to notice visible, belt-tightening results within a week. A lymphatic drainage massage ($100 for 30 minutes)—the clean-sweeping deputy to Zerona's sharp-shooting sheriff—stimulates this flow of fat-draining traffic within the lymphatic system via a stress-dispersing massage by a licensed therapist. If your body is already devoid of fat and internal organs, opt instead for the Institut Esthederm anti-aging facial ($90 for 60 minutes, $120 for 90 minutes), which uses patented Cellular Water to mimic the skin's own hydration system, activating the pores’ sprinklers and transforming decrepit dermal deserts back into supple, pristine gardens of youth. Finally, choose the Lift system to revitalize your skin’s elasticity or the Cyclo (Hormonal) system to scare away more advanced levels of crow's feet without covering your face with straw men.
The billowy gold curtains and sunrise-colored walls at Massage Rx Med Day Spa foster a luxurious, peaceful atmosphere. Accompanied by the soothing sounds of trickling fountains, Massage Rx's highly trained staff administers healing and rejuvenating treatments that will leave clients thoroughly de-stressed and mentally prepared to handle a day's worth of chores, errands, and impromptu game shows.
Reviews
Five Yahoo! Locals and three Google Mappers award Massage Rx Med Day Spa a perfect five stars:
- I definitely recommend this day spa to anyone who is looking for a destination type spa without leaving the state. What really amazed me is that I wasn't rushed and I wasn't given a sales pitch. I learned more about wellness from their staff than I ever did in a clinical setting. These guys are truly remarkable and I'm glad I found them. – chris c., Yahoo! Local
- The staff is extremely knowledgeable and professional. – Fran, Google Maps
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 18, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Valid only toward option purchased. New clients only. Must use all Zerona treatments 12-day period. Refunds issued if not a candidate. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Kyma Cosmetic Surgery I Anti-Aging Center
While many centers have only a single doctor at the helm, Kyma Cosmetic Surgery I Anti-Aging Center boasts a team of surgeons, anesthesiologists, laser technicians, and muscular therapists to ensure treatments are administered with appropriate expertise. Dr. Jack Zamora guides the center's medical half, overseeing a range of cosmetic procedures such as Botox and eyelid surgery. The center's massage therapists and skincare specialists, meanwhile, take a noninvasive approach to beauty, soothing and smoothing skin with eight varieties of massage, prescription-strength facials, and medical-grade pats on the back.