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Reviewed February 20, 2012
What You'll Get
Other than being used as pointers for NASA’s moon-projected PowerPoint presentations, lasers—like toothbrushes—seem to have no discernible function. Today's Groupon discovers a new use for these light-based future-bullets at Massage Rx Med Day Spa in Norwell. Choose from the following options:
- For $900, you get six body-slimming Zerona laser treatments (a $2,500 value).
- For $39, you get a one-hour therapeutic massage (an $85 value).
- For $120, you get three sessions of microdermabrasion (a $240 value).
A sanctuary of serenity, Massage Rx promotes health, beauty, and relaxation using advanced technology and products. The Zerona technique employs a cool laser to exterminate fat within its own cellular structure, liquefying and releasing the unwanted material into the blood stream, where it is dutifully swept away by the body’s night janitor: the lymphatic system. During six 40-minute sessions over a two-week period, Zerona helps melt inches off your waistline like sticky purple off a popsicle, providing a noninvasive and nearly painless alternative to liposuction. Clients can expect to notice visible, belt-tightening results within a week. A therapeutic massage enhances the clean-sweeping circulation of your body's blood-vessel hallways and improves muscle tone. One hour of customized tension targeting relaxes away the stress caused by encounters with IRS killbots, leaving limbs limber and organs organic. If your body is already devoid of fat and internal organs, opt instead for three 50-minute microdermabrasion sessions. Using a finely tipped abrasion tool, skin sultans will exfoliate dull facial planes to activate the pores’ sprinklers and help transform decrepit dermal deserts back into supple, pristine gardens of youth.
The billowy gold curtains and sunrise-colored walls at Massage Rx foster a luxurious, peaceful atmosphere. Accompanied by the soothing sounds of trickling fountains, Massage Rx's highly trained staff administers healing and rejuvenating treatments that will leave clients thoroughly de-stressed and mentally prepared to handle a day's worth of chores, errands, and impromptu game shows.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 9, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Zerona/massage: limit 3/person, mult. as gifts. Limit 1/visit. Valid only for option bought. By appt. only. Add'l fee for upgrades. Zerona/microdermabrasion redeemable across mult. visits. Tax/gratuity not incl'd. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Kyma Cosmetic Surgery I Anti-Aging Center
While many centers have only a single doctor at the helm, Kyma Cosmetic Surgery I Anti-Aging Center boasts a team of surgeons, anesthesiologists, laser technicians, and muscular therapists to ensure treatments are administered with appropriate expertise. Dr. Jack Zamora guides the center's medical half, overseeing a range of cosmetic procedures such as Botox and eyelid surgery. The center's massage therapists and skincare specialists, meanwhile, take a noninvasive approach to beauty, soothing and smoothing skin with eight varieties of massage, prescription-strength facials, and medical-grade pats on the back.