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What You'll Get
For centuries mankind has envied pizza dough and wondered how we too could be kneaded to relaxed, savory states without paying for the luxury of being escorted via wooden paddle to a Sicilian brick oven. Slather yourself in soothing marinara sauce with today's Groupon: for $24, you get a 50-minute relaxation massage at Massage Shoppe on Preserve Walk Lane (a $49 value).
Massage Shoppe emphasizes total relaxation with soothing sensory stimuli and indulgent massages to guide muscles on their journey to a stress-free nirvana. With deliberate strokes and intense focus, a skilled massage therapist will take your consciousness to a blissfully whited-out plane where your mind can bob up and down like a Q-tip buoy in a sea of cotton balls. While the 50-minute relaxation massage helps release muscular tension and improve circulation, a pre- and post-massage visit to one of the dimly lit and soft-music-plied tranquility rooms lets you prepare for the coming soothe storm. Nab this deal to disarm your aggressive stress; shed sharp, irritating twinges and twitches; and empty out all bottles of tension that are more than 3 ounces.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 28, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Deep tissue massage available for $10 upgrade. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.