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What You'll Get
For centuries mankind has envied pizza dough and wondered how we too could be kneaded to relaxed, savory states without paying for the luxury of being escorted via wooden paddle to a Sicilian brick oven. Slather yourself in soothing marinara sauce with today's Groupon: for $24, you get a 50-minute relaxation massage at Massage Shoppe (a $49 value).
Massage Shoppe emphasizes total relaxation with soothing sensory stimuli and indulgent massages to guide muscles on their journey to a stress-free nirvana. With deliberate strokes and intense focus, a skilled massage therapist will take clients’ consciousness to a blissfully whited-out plane where minds mind can bob up and down like a Q-tip in a sea of cotton balls. Along with improving circulation, the relaxation massage is designed to disarm aggressive stress, shed irritating twinges and twitches, and empty all bottles of tension that are more than three ounces in volume. Pre- and post-massage visits to a dimly lit and soft-music-filled tranquility room surround the 50-minute soothing storm, and Groupon customers can target a particular ache epicenter more precisely by opting for a deep-tissue massage for a $10 fee.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 28, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. Valid only at listed location. Upgrades available for additional fee: $10 for deep-tissue massage, or $15 for 2 people to upgrade to couple's room. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.