For centuries mankind has envied pizza dough and wondered how we too could be kneaded to relaxed, savory states without paying for the luxury of being escorted via wooden paddle to a Sicilian brick oven. Slather yourself in the marinara sauce of soothe with today's Groupon: for $24, you get a 50-minute relaxation massage from Massage Shoppe, a $49 value.
Massage Shoppe's New Tampa or Hyde Park locations both welcome patrons to swim over and take part in a 50-minute refurbishing treatment. With deliberate strokes and intense focus, a skilled massage therapist will take your consciousness to a blissfully whited-out plane where your mind can bob up and down like a Q-tip buoy in a sea of cotton balls. The relaxation massage should help release tension, reduce pain, improve circulation, and de-fatigue your body and mind. A pre- and post-massage visit to one of the dimly lit and soft-music-plied tranquility rooms lets you prepare for the coming soothe storm. Nab this deal to disarm your aggressive stress, shed sharp, irritating tweezes and twitches, and empty out all your bottles of tension more than 3 ounces in size.
New clients only; appointment required.
Insider Pagers give Massage Shoppe’s Hyde Park location four stars: