For centuries, mankind has envied pizza dough and wondered how we too could be kneaded to relaxed, savory states without paying for the luxury of being escorted via wooden paddle to a Sicilian brick oven. Be pounded into the shape of relaxation with today’s Groupon to The Massage Studio & Spa. Choose between the following options:
- For $35, you get one 60-minute Swedish, or deep-tissue massage (up to an $85 value).<p>
- For $90, you get three 60-minute Swedish, or deep-tissue massages (up to a $255 value).<p>
The Massage Studio & Spa’s specialists help clients circumvent stress, muscle aches, and tension with a trio of one-hour bodywork treatments. Oils and lotions augment the Swedish massage, which dispatches a cadre of graceful gliding and kneading techniques designed to give accumulated stress the old heave-ho as gently as a bouncer made of pillows. During the deep-tissue massage, agile hands deftly target the muscle’s substrata layers, aiming to ease afflictions spawned from past injuries or misalignment. Otherwise, heated stones dispatch warm currents of tranquility across the body to bolster circulation, ease soreness, and help the body recover from posing as pi in a human chain of math equations.