Like house parties, massages give people an excuse to forget about everyday stresses and fall asleep on someone else's table. Attend a fettle-ready fiesta with today's Groupon to Massage by Christal Shanae Travis. Choose from the following options:
- For $15, you get a 30-minute Swedish massage (a $30 value).
- For $29, you get a 60-minute Swedish massage (a $65 value).
- For $45, you get a 90-minute Swedish massage (a $90 value).
Christal Shanae Travis banishes achiness from stressed-out muscles by performing classic Swedish massage ministrations that restore clients to states of tortoise-like tranquility. Swedish massage uses a host of gentle, relaxing strokes that soften knotted-up muscles and reveal the existence of actual knots left over from incomplete marionette-to-human transformations. Customers can choose from a trio of massage lengths, dipping into blissful relaxation for quick spiritual refreshing or losing themselves in lengthy rejuvenation. Buyers should act quickly, as this Groupon expires three months from the feature date.