What You'll Get
In addition to the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's deal: for $30, you get a one-hour Swedish massage at Massage Therapy Rocks in Bellevue. Inside the cozy confines of Texture Salon and Spa, Massage Therapy Rocks' NCBTMB-certified professional technician kneads stressed flesh during a customized, hour-long Swedish massage. Clients can unwind under a series of skin-consoling strokes and reap the bodily benefits of relieved muscle tension, improved circulation, hypermobility, and alleviated aches and pains.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 21, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. No cash back. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.