What You'll Get
Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most second-graders. Learn to understand back-based bliss with today's Groupon: for $20, you get a 30-minute therapeutic massage and a club-card membership (a $45 value) at Massage Therapy Works in Hudsonville.
Massage Therapy Works' staff of trained professionals rejuvenates bodies with a bevy of soothing massage techniques. Clients can shed discordant tensions as a massage maestro conducts a full-body concerto by kneading muscles and deep tissues in the stressed orchestra pits of the body. The 30-minute therapeutic massage works to soothe aches and pains, restoring bodies to a child-like state of relaxation reminiscent of their days in footie pajamas. With each purchase, customers will also receive a club-card membership, which entitles members to future massages at club-card rates and instills a sense of belonging.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 20, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy 1 add'l as gift. Must activate membership by 7/20, membership expires 1 yr from activation. By appt. only. 24-hr. cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. Gratuity not included. No cash back. Not valid w/ other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.