What You'll Get
In addition to experiencing the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's Groupon: for $33, you get a 60-minute relaxation massage (a $69 value) plus a healthy-back screening (a $25 value) at Family Wellness Center (a $94 total value) in Cottage Grove.
Certified chiropractor and clinic director Dr. Craig Anshus helms a team of eight seasoned stress snuffers, who have used their kneading knowledge to target tension and assuage aches for more than 25 years. Within the cozy confines of one of Family Wellness Center's private, upscale treatment rooms, stress-bearing bone boxes can unwind while a licensed therapist administers a custom tenderizing of their human meat suits. The one-hour relaxation massage can yield numerous body benefits, including mollified muscles, increased circulation, purged bodily toxins, and better range of motion, which is helpful for preventing injuries while high-fiving friends with your feet.
In addition to delivering a relaxing massage, Family Wellness Center safeguards the well-being and structural integrity of patients' flipsides with a thorough back exam. The quick, 10–15 minute screening pores over spines, catching any common problems that may be causing aches and pains, such as latent wing growth.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 20, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Family Wellness Center
At Family Wellness Center, Doctor of Chiropractic Craig Anshus blends traditional chiropractic therapies with nutritional counseling, acupuncture, and soothing therapeutic massage. Dr. Anshus and his staff hone in on imbalance and structural problems in the body using detailed exams and digital x-rays, then devise a holistic treatment plan that takes into account the entire body. Practitioners prescribe corrective exercises to fortify the body, postural screening to break bad habits, and therapeutic massage to break up chronic stress patterns in the musculature.