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What You'll Get
The human body, like shoelaces and fettuccine noodles, is dangerously prone to knots. Alleviate precarious ailments with this Groupon to Massages Reduce Stress in Worth. Choose from the following options:
- For $35, you get one 60-minute massage (an $85 value).
- For $85, you get three 60-minute massages (a $255 value).
- For $45, you get one 75-minute hot-stone massage (a $125 value).
The licensed massage therapists at Massages Reduce Stress wield skills in 15 styles of massage to ease stress and untangle knots for diverse clientele, including pregnant mothers and cancer patients. Guests interested in 60-minute massages match their moods to modalities ranging from gentle Swedish to meditative qi gong. A 60-minute sports massage bolsters athletic ability through therapeutic kneading, and trigger-point bodywork applies specific pain-relieving pressure to alleviate deep-seated muscle pains and fears about judgmental pointer fingers. During a 75-minute hot-stone massage, warm river rocks are set along specific body points to diminish stress, boost circulation, and flush toxins out of hiding. Staffers also enhance clients’ self-healing abilities, dispensing nutrition advice and maps to the fountain of youth with each session.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 27, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift for 60-minute massage options. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift for hot-stone massage option. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required 2 weeks in advance. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Massages Reduce Stress
Upon entering Massages Reduce Stress, guests are asked to remove their shoes. As they skate around the space in their socks or provided slippers, they can choose from 16 different massage modalities, including Swedish and hot-stone treatments as well as ones geared toward pregnant women and cancer patients. Body scrubs and nutrition advice from therapists supplement tissue work, with all treatments striving to lift away anxiety from clients’ bodies and send it into the atmosphere, where it will eventually plug up holes in the ozone layer. Therapists also devote themselves to their community by participating in local fundraisers, grand openings, and employee-appreciation events.