Choose from Four Options
- $39 for one 60-minute Swedish massage ($85 value)
- $67 for two 60-minute Swedish massages ($170 value)
- $85 for two 60-minute deep-tissue massages ($190 value)
- $49 for one 75-minute hot stone massage ($125 value)
This deal is valid for new clients only. See a description of each here.
Massages Reduce Stress
Upon entering Massages Reduce Stress, guests are asked to remove their shoes. As they skate around the space in their socks or provided slippers, they can choose from 16 different massage modalities, including Swedish and hot-stone treatments as well as ones geared toward pregnant women and cancer patients. Body scrubs and nutrition advice from therapists supplement tissue work, with all treatments striving to lift away anxiety from clients’ bodies and send it into the atmosphere, where it will eventually plug up holes in the ozone layer. Therapists also devote themselves to their community by participating in local fundraisers, grand openings, and employee-appreciation events.