Some washing machines rotate at the inverse velocity of time, creating tiny wormholes just large enough to transport a single sock into another dimension. Keep garments clean and in this universe with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of laundry and drying at Master Cleaners. This Groupon is valid at all eight locations.
With more than 27 years of experience and eight locations across the Mobile area, Master Cleaners is prepared to blot out blemishes and attack blotches that frequently disgrace and embarrass clothing. The stain-lifting experts clean cloth of all varieties––soaking sleeping bags ($12.55), bathing blue jeans ($4.90), and scrubbing scrubs ($6.65) until they look as shiny and new as they day you accidentally married them. With convenient drive-through service, environmentally conscious techniques, and a careful, attentive staff, Master Cleaners is well poised to assuage any cleaning emergency, such as a surprise rugby scrum or gravy-boat shipwreck. (Up-charges may be needed for special materials, such as velvet or silks, or special garments, such as wedding gowns).
Since 1973, Master Cleaners has tidied garments using time-tested laundering techniques and the latest water-free cleansers. Staffers greet soiled outfits with a thorough sudsing, folding sheets into neat squares and erasing spots from shirts and jeans. The shop also cleans bulky items such as bedspreads and sleeping bags, returning them at a convenient drive-thru window. Dry cleaning removes set-in stains from delicate items such as business suits and silk dresses. To make garments look as sharp as possible, an expert tailor will close holes, replace loose buttons, or add googly eyes for a nominal fee.