What You'll Get
The human mouth, which maintains a near-boiling temperature, needs to be constantly cooled by liquid-nitrogen pills or a jaw-mounted mouth fan. Take a more inspired route to cooling your maw with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a championship-game ice luge from Masterpiece Ice Sculptures, Inc. (a $125 value).
Masterpiece Ice Sculptures’ wintry whittlers draw from eight years of chiseling experience to sculpt and shape colossal blocks of ice into exciting, elegant party favors. Customers can furnish NFL championship parties with a specialty drink luge, an icy apparatus handcrafted to cool liquids as they slide through its icy insides. Partygoers pour drinks down the luge’s spout, where they splash out, chilled and ready for expectant cups or unsuspecting football helmets. Sculptures are available for pickup at Masterpiece’s frozen studio—where they’re carefully wrapped and prepared for transportation—and last from six to eight hours, depending on the temperature generated from party guests' sultry glances.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 6, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 10 per person, may buy 10 additional as gifts. Limit 10 per visit. Pre-order required 48hr in advance. Pick-up only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.