What You'll Get
In emergency situations, moonlight reflected off pearly whites creates a beaming beacon that registers in the canine-visible spectrum of light. Today's Groupon equips your smile with brightness that will definitely one day save your life: for $99, you get a teeth-whitening treatment from Matt McGee Family & Cosmetic Dentistry near 100 Oaks Mall, a $300 value.
At Matt McGee Family & Cosmetic Dentistry, patients can acquire bright and lustrous smiles without duct taping a set of chrome rims to their molars. Within a cozy and welcoming interior, visitors can soak in soothing surroundings designed to make guests comfortable and repel unruly stone golems. Each teeth-whitening process begins with an examination that assesses dental health and ensures no dental issues will be exacerbated by the treatment. Patients will be provided with custom bleaching trays that fit snugly around mouth bones and can be saved for future use or as boomerang replacements. Additionally, patients will get three tubes of professional-strength whitening solution that apply a brightening sheen to mouthy toothsicles.
A whitening treatment from Matt McGee Family & Cosmetic Dentistry packs more of a stain-blasting wallop than a bucket of free-range, grass-fed mung-bean sprouts, especially if your idea of a daily brushing is a mouthful of sand and a hot hose of water from a Super Soaker. Declare today permanent, lustrous smile day.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 1, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may purchase multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.