Texan witches often cursed their enemies with the Tex-Mex Hex—causing them to weep ranchero sauce, sprout burritos on their arms, and turn everything they touch into refried beans. Celebrate a more benevolent form of this delectable magic with today’s Groupon to Matteo’s. Choose between the following options:
- For $10, you get $20 worth of New Mexican fare, valid for dine-in or carry-out.
- For $18, you get $40 worth of New Mexican fare, valid for parties of four or more and for dine-in only.<p>
The culinary crew at Matteo’s hushes ferocious stomach roars during every meal of the day with fresh, authentic New Mexican feasts. Tender beef or chicken explode from a trio of crispy taquitos ($4.95) to prep mouth caves for incoming steak sandwiches ($6.95), decked in mushrooms and swiss cheese and catapulted from the kitchen with a t-shirt launcher. A soft tortilla swaddles succulent Angus beef, chopped green chilies, and cheese in the tortilla burger ($6.50), one of the menu’s three burgers with Southwestern twists. For dinner, red-chili pork rests atop a nest of rice and beans in the carne adovada platter ($6.95), and tender chicken hides inside a burrito, which chefs can plate with sides of rice and beans ($8.95) or turn into a handheld version ($6.50) for eating on the go or facilitating irrational boycotts against cutlery. Matteo’s also caters to morning munchers with bone-in ham and eggs ($8.95) and a quartet of breakfast skillets, such as the sizzling country-fried steak drowned in a river of creamy gravy ($7.50).