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Because no two body imprints are the same, Mattress Land’s on-deck relaxologists use exclusive Sleep to Live diagnostic technology to determine the ideal snooze position for each customer, as well as the ideal mattress. Comfy cushions come from premier brands such as Simmons, Tempur-Pedic, Sealy, Laura Ashley, and SleepFit, and shoppers can upgrade to latex mattresses or mattresses with My Side technology, which accommodates the differing body types of spouses and accidentally conjoined mad scientists. After a good night's sleep, patrons find that joints ache less and that dreams last longer and contain fewer calculus tests. Most mattresses cost between $189 and $1,699. Mattress Land performs free local delivery and removal for purchases $599 and up, so customers and their unwanted bedding can avoid awkward goodbyes while their sleep interest makes itself at home.