The body compensates for lack of sleep by increasing adrenaline levels during the day, resulting in overzealous high-five injuries and dangerous fight-or-flight commutes. Get a good night's sleep with today's Groupon: for $50, you get $200 toward the purchase of any mattress set at Mattress Warehouse. Choose from 10 store locations in the northwestern Ohio area.
Mattress Warehouse's savvy sleep experts help slumber-lovers find peaceful shuteye with a wide selection of name-brand mattresses. Adroit sleep sherpas lead bedtime cravers round the mountains of Sealy, Serta, Simmons, Stearns & Foster, and Tempur-Pedic mattresses, pausing to take in cushions of solid foam, bouncing innersprings, and a conspicuous lack of "Smoke On the Water" beds. Rest your noggin on a Serta Memory Foam queen-size mattress set ($597), or repose your tired torso on a Simmons Beautyrest Classic Plush queen-size mattress set ($1,199).
Once somnolent souls have selected a mattress on which to paint their dreamscapes, they can opt into Mattress Warehouse's 5-star delivery service, where burly mattress gods deliver and set up mattresses and remove old bedding. Indecisive catnappers enjoy the comforts of the 30-night comfort guarantee that permits two fortnights in which to decide if the right choice was made, ensuring hibernating humans won't be left with nightmares starring jilted futons and vengeful box springs.