When hair seeds blow from your head to other bodily regions during the awkward prenatal years, they can sometimes land in unwanted places. Uproot uninvited crabgrass from private property with today's eradicating deal: for $30, you get $60 worth of hair-removal services from skincare therapist Maureen Harkins, located across from the Coronado Center. This Groupon can be used over multiple visits, for multiple areas.

At Maureen Harkins' immaculately clean epilation station, customers get their choice of sugaring or waxing, since Harkins, an aesthetician since 2001, has mastered both techniques for any corporeal terrain. Unlike razors, depilatory creams, and hedge trimmers, waxing and sugaring remove hair at the follicle, with the baby-soft results lasting from two to eight weeks on average. Clients can tame a tangled arm-mane with three options of 30-minute treatments, including underarms ($20), half arms ($25), and full arms ($40). Fleecy lower limbs can unzip their hair coats for short-short season with the 30-minute half-leg treatment ($30) or a hour's worth of full-leg defuzzifying ($60). Lip treatments ($12) take 15 minutes, and bikini (45 minutes, $40) or Brazilian (60 minutes, $50) treatments allow clients to achieve the pinnacle of smoothness before hitting the beach in fashion's sultriest Victorian bloomers.

Visitor should expect some degree of discomfort whenever hairs are ripped from the dermis. However, these aftereffects should wear off shortly after treatment. Some freshly streamlined clients consider sugaring to be less painful, since the lukewarm sugar paste only attaches to the hair.