What You'll Get
While feeling the burn during a workout is generally a good sign, feeling the burn while sitting on the sofa means your sofa is in the fireplace. Engage in controlled, constructive body burning with today's Groupon: for $20, you get a one-month membership to Maximum Fitness 24/7 on South 50th Street and 24/7 X-Press Fitness on University Avenue (up to a $49 value). Customers will need to choose one location to purchase and redeem today's Groupon; however, once the Groupon is redeemed, members may freely visit either location.
Maximum Fitness and X-Press Fitness pump puny tugboat bicep tattoos into bulging battleships with an array of modern cardio and strength equipment, all available at any time via the 24-hour access card. Maximum Fitness members can take part in free one-hour power-yoga classes, held Tuesdays and Thursdays at 6 p.m., and patrons of X-Press Fitness can partake in Xrkade Interactive Fitness Club, a virtual world of fitness that relies on interactivity and perspiratory pleasure. Both locations offer sparkling locker rooms, satellite-ready TV screens, and foam-brick walls that await celebratory destructive shoulder charges from all-achieving athletes.
Though Maximum Fitness 24/7 and 24/7 X-Press occasionally offer discounted membership prices online, this Groupon, which does not require joining fees, still represents the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 1, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Must activate membership by 5/1/11, membership expires 1 month from activation date. New members only. Under 18 must have a signed waiver from guardian. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.