Unlike the instant gratification of government-funded genetic engineering, manually achieving a slim and toned physique can be a lonely, bumpy road. Give your willpower some company with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a coed four-week boot-camp session, including a diet plan and unlimited workout sessions, at Maximum Fitness in Mount Washington (a $299 value).
Maximum Fitness’s seasoned trainers remold muscles and bust bad habits during their lifestyle-altering boot camps. Each four-week session commences with a brief orientation, as new campers record vital stats including weight and measurements before posing for inspirational "before" photos. After helping campers to plot a strategically sound diet plan, trainers lead a guided tour through a local grocery store, teaching campers the metabolic ins and outs of fat-burning food groups and simple ways to trap and release flocks of invasive cupcakes. The four-week training camp shrinks silhouettes with a combination of cardio-interval training and resistance work, and the schedule overcomes packed calendars with 25 45-minute classes available each week, blessing campers with ample fat-fighting opportunities. Open to all fitness levels, the coed boot camp bolsters exercisers with personalized attention, motivation, and shapelier "after" photos.