Humans use lasers to accomplish a variety of tasks, whether employing intense pulsed light to beautify the body or shooting beams from the eyes to grill a piece of tilapia. Cook meals faster than the stove with today's Groupon to Mayberry Plastic Surgery. Choose from the following options:
- For $149, you get two spider-vein treatments (up to a $600 value).
- For $199, you get three laser-hair removal treatments (up to a $1,500 value).
- For $999, you get three fractional laser facial treatments (a $2,000 value).
While racking up two decades of experience in aesthetic procedures, Dr. Aaron Mayberry has turned his artistic training and medical know-how to help skin achieve maximum radiance. Limbs entangled with spider veins can shake themselves free over the course of two sessions, in which pulses of laser light target the afflicted patch of pelt. Once the mass of veins coagulates and shuts down, it will be reabsorbed into the body, far from the visible surface. Clients can choose any area for this procedure, which is good for 30 minutes of laser treatment.
Alternatively, skin is rid of unwanted fur trees with a series of three 30-minute hair-removal treatments. Diminish follicular foes from either the brow, ears (a $1,000 value each), lip (a $750 value), sideburns (an $800 value), underarms, basic bikini, or chin (a $1,500 value each). The doctor will aim his zapper precisely at unwanted follicles, permanently weakening their efforts to reforest the skin and transform their owners into man-size tribbles. The fractional laser facial procedure deploys laser beams calibrated by skin type to make microscopic holes in the skin, minutely destroying imperfections without damaging the surrounding tissue. After the light-sword's work is through, fine-to-moderate wrinkles and discoloration are free to find new homes on octogenarian shar-peis, leaving human skin with a firmer, smoother overall texture.
Mayberry Plastic Surgery
Dr. Aaron Mayberry relies on his artist's eye and skill as a surgeon as he helps his patients reach their aesthetic goals at Mayberry Plastic Surgery. He tightens and lifts body parts that have grown loose or too low, and he draws upon his background as a sculptor as he restores symmetry to imbalanced facial features or mounds of mashed potatoes. Less invasive offerings include Botox, Xeomin, Juvederm, and Voluma injections, chemical peels, MiraDry, waxing, and spider-vein treatments.
2440 Louisiana Blvd.
Albuquerque, New Mexico 87110