What You'll Get
A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad-science hobby with today’s Groupon: for $179, you get a Lumibrite teeth-whitening treatment at McCalla Dental (a $650 value). McCalla Dental's thoroughly trained doctors and friendly dental hygienists and staff brighten teeth collections with an in-office Lumibrite whitening system. After an initial exam, tooth technicians apply the whitening gel and then use UV-free Sapphire Supreme light technology to break up teeth stains and discoloration built up from years of coffee drinking, cigarette smoking, or chewing crayons. This process takes between 30 and 60 minutes with smiles whitening up to eight shades, allowing gleaming customers to dazzle strangers on the street and light up their homes during power outages. McCalla Dental's bright and homey offices encourage relaxation during their treatments, which can be scheduled over the phone.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Results may vary. If not a candidate for teeth whitening, Groupon may be used for $500 toward cosmetic services. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.