In addition to the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's deal at the Saskatoon Campus of M.C. College in the central business district. Choose between these tranquilizing options:
- For $75, you get a total indulgence day spa package (a $160 value).
- For $20, you get a one-hour hot stone massage (a $40 value).
Aspirant aestheticians attend M.C. College to acquire a broad spectrum of beauty and calm instilling skills. Supervised trainees hone techniques within the on-site spa and salon by administering a comprehensive menu of prettifying services. The total indulgence package pampers day spa denizens with a revitalizing body wrap, remineralizing tub soak, and a revivifying facial. Feelings of inner calm are sealed in with a mani-pedi pairing, make-up retouch, industrial strength duct tape, and hairstyle. A light lunch is provided during the extended session.
Hot stone therapy melts away buried tensions with an hour under strategically placed hot rocks and new and improved atmosphere. Daily dissonance resolves into soothing major chord harmony with this peace restoring therapy.
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