What You'll Get
In addition to the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's deal at the Edmonton Campus of M.C. College. Choose between two options:
- For $75, you get a Total Indulgence day spa package (a $160 value).
- For $20, you get an hour-long hot stone massage (a $40 value).
Aspirant aestheticians attend M.C. College to acquire a broad spectrum of beauty and calm-instilling skills. Supervised trainees hone techniques within the on-site spa and salon by administering a comprehensive menu of prettifying services. For those who choose M.C. College’s Total Indulgence package, the relaxation-obsessed aestheticians pamper day-spa denizens with a revitalizing body wrap, remineralizing tub soak, moisturizing treatment, and a revivifying facial. Feelings of inner calm are sealed in with a mani-pedi pairing, make-up retouch, industrial-strength duct tape, and hairstyle. A light lunch is provided during the extended session.
The second option of today’s Groupon shoos away buried tensions with an hour of hot stone therapy. Daily dissonance resolves into soothing major chord harmony with this peace-restoring treatment.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 7, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 5 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. By appointment only. No cash back. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.